1. roonilscreamsgeekalert:

    k-lionheart:

    marauders4evr:

    secretlifeofageekygirl:

    elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

    drummingnoisesinmyhead:

    I mixed the last page of the epilogue (read by the amazing Stephen Fry) with Leaving Hogwarts, changed the levels and unfortunately to make it fit, cut some bits out. But yes. This is what it sounds like.

    My dear Claudia, please tell me you found this and are sobbing your eyes out right now…

    I got chills. I have goosebumps. I am crying. And I’m not just saying that. I am literally crying.

    actual tears running down my face bless you for this. MY LIFE

    (Source: littletalksandlionhearts)

     


  2. the-woman-of-belgravia:

    assbutt-inthetardis-withsherlock:

    a-new-skin-on-mars:

    maxphenderson:

    you cannot listen to this song and be angry.

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    Number 1 rule of HIMYM and Doctor Who

    always reblog the fandom anthem

    (Source: themessymystery, via tomhiddleeston)

     


  3. Michael Bay does Calculus

    Optimus’

     

  4. the book is: Zeus Grants Stupid Wishes: A No-Bullshit Guide to World Mythology

    doctorsdemons:

    whitedarryl:

    asatira:

    elfgrove:

    mmemento:

    leaper182:

    bead-bead:

    the-writers-ramblings:

    i cant even make it past the table of contents im laughing too hard

    WHAT IS THIS BOOK!?!

    It’s called “Zeus Grants Stupid Wishes: A No-Bullshit Guide to World Mythology”
    By Cory O’Brien, and it looks highly entertaining. :D

    Gilgamesh: THE ULTIMATE BROMANCE

    Give it here, now.

    Sweet Fluffy Gods why is there not an audiobook version?

    I need to find this book.

    The first time Iv’e wanted to read something since Metro 2033.

    guy

    guys…look what we did :D

    (Source: thewritersramblings, via twotabletaylor)

     


    1. Cave Johnson: When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade! Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons; what am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down... with the lemons! I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!
    2. Life:
    3. Life:
    4. Life: ...
    5. Life: I came out to have a good time and I'm honestly feeling so attacked right now
     

  5. Moffat with his hiatus-ending announcement

     

  6. Best of America

     


  7. gingerelfandpuppydwarf:

    fidefortitude:

    fidefortitude:

    Everyone who reblogs this

    EVERY SINGLE ONE

    Will get a shitty 1 sentence fanfic in their inbox determined by your recent reblogs

    So if you reblogged Kevin Tran and a dalek recently

    YOU GET KEVIN/DALEK ROMCOM FANFIC

    If you just posted some Sherlock and Hannibal

    THEY HAVE A DANCE OFF MOTHAFUCKAS

    Shitty fanfics, at your door, no questions asked.

    Reblog away!

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    When I say shitty fanfics

    mean shitty fanfics motherfuckers

    bring it

    (via dontbeanassbutt)

     

  8. idontcareforgob:

    officialgarrusvakarian:

    we-are-star-stuff:

    zerostatereflex:

    An Octopus unscrewing a lid from the inside.

    Octopuses are going to kill us all someday

    I had a biology teacher that told us this story about an octopus at an aquarium in Australia. The staff were concerned because their population of crustaceans kept disappearing. No bodies or anything. So they checked the video feed to find out what’s up.

    Across from the the crustacean tank was a small octopus tank. This little fucker squeezed out of a tiny hole at the top of his tank, walk across the hall, and get into the crustacean tank. He would then hunt and eat. After he was done, he crawled back out and get back in his tank

    Here’s the kicker: security guards patrolled the area. The staff realized that the octopus had memorized the security’s routine. It would escape and be back between the guards’ round.

    An octopus in Germany was annoyed by a bright light shining into his tank, so he climbed up over the rim and squirted water at it to short it

    Fuckin’ octopuses, man. 

    It juggled crabs to get attention

    (via parkingstrange)

     


    1. friend: you speak french?
    2. me: yeah
    3. friend: say something in french!
    4. me: je suis venu ici pour passer un bon moment et je suis honnêtement sentir si attaqué dès maintenant
     

  9. nbcagt:

    Guess what. Heidi’s gonna be plucking lucky bloggers for a FOLLOW SPREE!

    Follow us and reblog this post for a chance at a follow back! Love you guys!

    (via jpmull15)

     


  10. 2014 so far

    charlesoberonn:

    fabuloushetahungary:

    toroheicho:

    omidtheamnesiacender:

    punished-gagsy:

    anguisant:

    the-internet-addict:

    smallvagina:

    kawaiiibatman:

    smallvagina:

    January: Selfie Olympics

    February: Flappy Bird

    lets see how the rest of the year goes

    March: No Oscar for Leonardo DeCaprio

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    April: it’s a metaphors, you’re a metaphors, we are a metaphor, if I see another metaphor I’m going to kill someone

    May:

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    June:

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    Wonder how July is gonna be

    i will keep reblogging this each month

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    It’s been 1 day…

     

  11. Not a drill! Not a drill!

     


  12. ganspirit:

    kanmeu:

    nintendofunclub:

    horse-tits:

    OKAY SERIOUSLY GUYS BEE MOVIE IS NOT THE WORST MOVIE THAT DREAMWORKS HAS MADE

    I CANT BELIEVE

    YOU COULD FORGET ABOUT

    MOTHER

    FUCKING

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    WILL SMITH FISH

    did you just call shark tale a bad movie.

    at least he falls in love with another fucking fish

    Shark tale is a beautiful movie fuck off

    Bee movie is a beautiful movie fuck off

    (Source: aka-cation-hambot, via ruinedchildhood)

     


  13. "Hodor"
    — Hodor