I'm Chuck. Born in 1996. New York. USA. Earth.
Potterhead. Whovian. Sherlockian. Avenger. Nerdfighter. On the Road to El Dorado. Fighting Zombies. Horrible PHD. Adventure Timer. Marvel Hero. French Revolutionary. Nightvale Resident. Time Traveler. Fire Breather. Reader. Writer. Movie Watcher. Video Game Player. Tumbler. Thinker. Dreamer. Fighter. Lover (I know, I do both!). Doctor Pepper Drinker. Fanboy. Friend. Person. Batman. Believer in equal rights for all. Feminist. Potato on alternate Tuesdays. Supreme Ruler of the Randomtocracy.
I read only 1 fanfic, and it's Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality. I welcome asks and fan mail about anything. It's cool. I don't bite. Unless provoked. So I'm hoping not to be provoked. It's worked out well so far.
And yes, I stole my shoelaces from the President
I am and always will be an optimist- the dreamer of impossible dreams and the hoper of far-flung hopes
The world is quiet here.
Everyone who reblogs this
EVERY SINGLE ONE
Will get a shitty 1 sentence fanfic in their inbox determined by your recent reblogs
So if you reblogged Kevin Tran and a dalek recently
YOU GET KEVIN/DALEK ROMCOM FANFIC
If you just posted some Sherlock and Hannibal
THEY HAVE A DANCE OFF MOTHAFUCKAS
Shitty fanfics, at your door, no questions asked.
When I say shitty fanfics
I mean shitty fanfics motherfuckers
January: Selfie Olympics
February: Flappy Bird
lets see how the rest of the year goes
March: No Oscar for Leonardo DeCaprio
April: it’s a metaphors, you’re a metaphors, we are a metaphor, if I see another metaphor I’m going to kill someone
Wonder how July is gonna be
i will keep reblogging this each month
It’s been 1 day…
OKAY SERIOUSLY GUYS BEE MOVIE IS NOT THE WORST MOVIE THAT DREAMWORKS HAS MADE
I CANT BELIEVE
YOU COULD FORGET ABOUT
WILL SMITH FISH
did you just call shark tale a bad movie.
at least he falls in love with another fucking fish
Shark tale is a beautiful movie fuck off
Bee movie is a beautiful movie fuck off