1. Reblog this comment on this like this, I don’t care what, I will put something in your ask box and you won’t regret it

     


  2. Due to the fact that I have a low follower number, and most of you guys don’t reboot my original stuff, this’ll get lost to the sands of time, but I’d still like to say it:

    The best and only proper response when somebody asks the question “to whom?” Is “to youm”

     


  3. I have perfected the method of innuendo

    Step 1: State an innuendo
    Step 2: Use the completely innocent explanation of the innuendo
    Step 3: Go incredibly over the line dirty

    Example:
    My dad talked about how my grandparents laughed at one dirty joke- a candy store called Daddy’s Nuts
    Mom: What’s so funny about that?
    Me: Because it’s talking about the fact that he’s crazy
    Me:…
    Me:…
    Me: And it’s also referring to his testicles

     

  4. pondwitch:

    snooopbloggyblog:

    goals

    literally the coolest kid ive ever heard of

    (Source: bunrobot, via speccynerdyfucknut)

     

  5. bunny-banana:

    dankleaf:

    spicy-vagina-tacos:

    image

    ????

    NOBODY SAY A WORD

    Who lives in a the c tree apple?
    Yellow rectangular prism builder black sweatpants

    (Source: mellssa, via vintage-hotshot)

     


  6. "For some stories, it’s easy. The moral of ‘The Three Bears,’ for instance, is “Never break into someone else’s house.’ The moral of ‘Snow White’ is ‘Never eat apples.’ The moral of World War I is ‘Never assassinate Archduke Ferdinand."
    — Lemony Snicket
    My most favorite quotable author
     


  7. food-loving-fallen-angel:

    the-fallen-angel-of-tuesday:

    eren-the-dork:

    taco-marco:

    staff:

    starting today all blogs without the following image will be deleted within 24 hours

    i’m not even afraid of deletion. i just want this image on my blog

    ThE PICTURE CHANGES EVERYTIME I SEE IT

    AND IT’S AGAIN ONE OF SUPERNATURAL

    Amazing.

    (Source: mlghaxor, via dontbeanassbutt)

     

  8. treksanity:

    GIVEAWAY GUYS!

    I had a job over the summer and I thought I could give you guys some stuff with my extra cash.

    What you could win:
    • Starfleet Academy shirt (size: small, medium, large).
    • Supernatural button as displayed above.
    • Supernatural devil’s trap bracelet.
    • Star Trek command necklace.
    • Dalek and sonic screwdriver socks.
    • Doctor Who themed bookmarks.
    Rules:
    • Since this is a giveaway for my followers, you must be following me.
    • You have to reblog this post once to enter, but as many times after that as you want.  If you want to like it for a reminder that is totally okay.
    • Your ask box needs to be open and you have to be okay with giving me your address/PO box.
    • I’m only shipping within the US and Canada because if I wanted to ship internationally, I would have to take off prizes.
    • You have until December 1st to reblog and spread.
    • There will be three winners (Three prizes of choice to first place, two to second place, one to third place).
    • NO GIVEAWAY BLOGS, I WILL CHECK!

    (via treksanity)

     

  9. gallifreyfalls:

    Look I got this beauty for free :’)

    Oh my god look at Ron just duckfacing over there

     

  10. pokemon-photography:

    blazikingdom:

    thedevintownsendfanproject:

    offside-goal:

    guaridadelmalvado:

    "shoes in spanish"

    MOMMY ISSUES

    JAPANESE PORNSTAR

    But you guys need to watch the video if you haven’t already

    I wasn’t expecting these to be clever.  

    (Source: acidocasualidad, via parkingstrange)

     

  11. fallen-angel-with-a-shotgun:

    ally0mazing:

    There can only be one logical explanation for this:

    Voldemort has returned….

    MY DEAR

    I’M AFRAID YOU HAVE

    THE GRIM

    (via speccynerdyfucknut)

     


  12. cat-trash:

    anthony-the-talking-clock:

    cakeywakeyc:

    wankingmax:

    lunarphoenix:

    zhongyoxong:

    pirateshoyru:

    everyone who reblogs this will receive a picture of spencer shay in their inbox 

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    HOLY FUCK

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    holy fuck i reblogged this like 2 minutes ago and it had like 30,000 notes omfg how did you do it so fast wow

    Yoink

    will i?

    i hope so bc i never get any of these things ; w;

    (via rightbrainyourebeinginsane)

     


  13. 2014 so far

    thesmashbro:

    fabuloushetahungary:

    toroheicho:

    omidtheamnesiacender:

    punished-gagsy:

    anguisant:

    the-internet-addict:

    smallvagina:

    kawaiiibatman:

    smallvagina:

    January: Selfie Olympics

    February: Flappy Bird

    lets see how the rest of the year goes

    March: No Oscar for Leonardo DeCaprio

    image

    April: it’s a metaphors, you’re a metaphors, we are a metaphor, if I see another metaphor I’m going to kill someone

    May:

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    June:

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    Wonder how July is gonna be

    i will keep reblogging this each month

    July:

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    August

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    (via sociallyawkwardtardis)

     

  14. This looks like he’s enthusiastically getting the reluctant Beast into the spirit of a musical

    (Source: xavierstea, via sherdoor)

     


  15. munderoon:

    allthefandomfeelings:

    moonflowerlights:

    dan-is-not-on-phire:

    napoleonbonerhard:

    sassyhorseradish:

    what if the only reason we can’t walk through mirrors is because our reflection blocks us

    what if they’re protecting us though

    what if they know that the other side is horrifying and painful and they are trying to keep us from ever crossing over

    I must be on the wrong side of the mirror then

    maybe you’re the reflection.

    image

    this needs to be a book.

    talk to Lewis Carroll

    (Source: motelghost, via totalfangirl221b)